Volunteers are lining up for the new FAA "Pat down/Rub down/Grope fest" screening program. This is being rushed through faster than a medical bill in congress to thwart the epidemic number of airline terrorist incidents (what, 2 in 10 years - and that's why you rake off your shoes now?).
The program will be just as it is titled, an extensive "feeling" for hidden explosives, chemicals and sousa phones being smuggled onto the world's airliners. Because of initial complaints, the screeners will be of the opposite sex from those being screened. First time flyers may envision Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders of Chippendales, but here are the first wave of those lining up for the new federal jobs:
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