Doofer

Well, silly ol' me. I always thought a Doofer was slang for the ring finger - used when tired of flipping the bird to folks and when the next finger, displayed singly, would "doofer" the real thing.

Now I find there really IS a Doofer. It's a simple piece of cardboard, cut and folded to protect the fingers from "evil grease" when eating a sloppy hamburger. I don't know if it protects you from the grease and it's 'horrible consequences' (according to all doctors and others who don't want you to enjoy yourself), but at least you don't have leaves and other debris sticking to your sleeves and pants legs after wiping your hands on them while eating.

I don't know if this will catch on here, as I've not seen them in local restaurants, but I'm planning on stocking up before there's a shortage some time in the future.

Here's a look at the decorative artwork:

And when folded for use:

Don't know if they come in sizes to accommodate custom burgers, maybe there's still a possibility of expanding the line by size and/or color.

I'm still searching for information on a "Chingus", but not having much luck.....