And sometimes, a picture says too much!!!

We all (well most of us, anyway) think this commercial is/was funny. The dog scooting across the carpet "scratching an itch" - well, that's the polite description, anyway.

But sometimes there are 'itches' that just shouldn't be scratched (that's what they try to tell me, but what good would that do?):

And then there's going just too far:

So much for that old saying, "If it itches, scratch it."

That WAS an old saying, wasn't it???