Here's some almost unrelated thoughts for the day

There just ain't anything "almost" about this one:

I can't figure how I got on the 'food theme', must only type when hungry...

Anyway, starting with a fresh loaf of bread, sliced with astounding accuracy....

we make the world's most delicious MAYONNAISE SANDWICH!

But, what could be more appetizing than somebody walking by with the world's worst case of 'stinky foot...

So we get out the decal and put it back on the truck....

But, how in the world...

did we end up with bubble bath that smells like MONKEY FARTS!!!!!

Now, you can't dispute that this was one of the most "random" of the bunch

('bunch' - get it???)