Quote of the day!

"If I use the bathroom as a guest at someone's house and realize that the toilet paper is installed backwards (toward the wall), I get up and leave. No wiping, no goodbyes... I just leave."

It just pays to be picky!

But then there's always the alternative...

New Facebook entry...

...to compete with others who chronicle their whole existence:

While contemplating my belly button this morning,

I thought about weaving my saved-up lint into something,

But I guess I'll just keep trying for that "inspector" job.

You know, just doing my part to keep the planet clean.....

It's a tough job, but.....

Regarding...

The account's new, it's the same old me.

Damned Hackers......

Quick Google image search...

Look up "forbidden" on Google images and see what you can find.

It all started with a little sign:

Which turned into a nightmare:

And just got weird-er from there:

Some places where you can't eat are topped by:

places where you can't sleep. There are even some places:

Where most 'things' can't go. To places:

Where you can't even die!

I got it, let's just prohibit EVERYTHING!

Oh now, this may be going too far...

And I wonder how they got this picture???

Finally a sign that makes some sense - but just who is going to abide by it?

Here's some almost unrelated thoughts for the day

There just ain't anything "almost" about this one:

I can't figure how I got on the 'food theme', must only type when hungry...

Anyway, starting with a fresh loaf of bread, sliced with astounding accuracy....

we make the world's most delicious MAYONNAISE SANDWICH!

But, what could be more appetizing than somebody walking by with the world's worst case of 'stinky foot...

So we get out the decal and put it back on the truck....

But, how in the world...

did we end up with bubble bath that smells like MONKEY FARTS!!!!!

Now, you can't dispute that this was one of the most "random" of the bunch

('bunch' - get it???)

Latest in airport security

The new procedure will ensure TOTAL compliance:

And, as always, there will be a few protesters.

Oh well...