And when all else fails...

...somehow we ended up on a never-ending "food theme", so here's some remedies for you:

The "pink stuff" comes in handy when it gets really bad:

These are handy in your pocket:

You may find this in the medicine cabinet:

But there's always one "old standby" every house should have:

So, to continue with the food theme...

...I've decided to take up "Florestry"

(that's the art of flower arranging, isn't it?).

Here we have the first entry - the Bacon Rose:

Gee, wonder what's next?

Can I replace my tires with spaghetti????

And....

...sausage-and-pomegranate pie for dessert:

Wonder if...

...I really CAN make a squid-and-retebaga casserole???

Another good idea lost to somebody else

When will other people stop stealing my great ideas?

Here's another one I came up with, then found on this stupid ol' internet:

http://www.europeancuisines.com/Irish-Boiled-Bacon-Pork-And-Cabbage

Just haven't had anything to post lately...

...then I realized I'd been wearing my hat backwards.

It took me the longest time to figure it out, then it hit me - the backwards hat was SUCKING OUT any original thoughts or rational thinking I might have!

Now it's starting to all make sense (once I got that damn hat off!) how so many of those people you see with their hats on backwards can be soooooooooooooo stoopid!

Kind like the guy above shading his eyes when he has a perfectly good hat to do the same thing - IF ONLY HE'D TURN IT AROUND!

Now, how many other problems can this epidemic be causing?

I'll have to think about this and see if I can come up with ideas - - - - - - Hmmmmmmmm?

You know it's Monday when...

...your "Egg McMuffin" is a little 'stale'...