I'm thinking of doing my part in this whole mess. I think I'll start a new business, then close it up and cause some layoffs blaming it on too high taxes and health care. Besides, I need to feed some lawyers. Can you do an incorporation and a bankruptcy on the same day, or is there a statute of limitations? Guess I need a lawyer to get that answer.

I'm starting to see that lawyers are the root of this whole problem......

Oh yeah, can I immediately start up again in a foreign country???

4-wheeler back

After $320 for am oil change and carburetor flush!!!

Update for the update for the.....

Let the battery for my 4-wheeler charge overnight. This morning it has 13.84 volts.

For the rest of the story, read here:

http://web.me.com/dan.girvan/Site/Dans_blog/Entries/2011/4/13_This_may_be_the_topper....html

Now HERE's a movie I gotta see

cheap movie for cheap ol' farts:

And the public's reaction:

More info here:

http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Fartium

Still Waiting...

...for the Psychic Hot Line to call. I figure when they'll know when it's time!

Leisure time

The wife and I were at home watching TV.

I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

She became more and more annoyed and finally said:

"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!

You already know how to fish!"

Just had to steal this!!!

Year to date statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Incontinence 6,418
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3